You Know You're Drunk When . . .

A Newfie, called Wally, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes there's another tree directly in his path! He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.

Moments later he hears the police siren and stops his car. The officer approaches Wally's car and asks him what on earth is he doing.

Wally tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence an says, "Fer Chrise sakes, Wally, that's yer airfreshener !"