The Light Bulb

A Newfie was working in a factory in Toronto. One day his buddy says, "I think I'll take some time off from work."

"How do you think you'll do that?" said the Newf.

He proceeded to show him....by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing.

"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.

"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.

The Newfie began walking out too.

The boss asked him where he thought he was going. The Newfie answered, "Home, I can't work in the dark".