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Bowling Anyone?

Two bowling teams, one of Newfies and one of Nova Scotians chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Moncton.

The NS team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Newfie team rode on the top level. The NS team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Newfies upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When she reached the top, she found all the Newfies frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The Nova Scotian asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"

One of the Newfies looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered, "YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER."

RCMP To The Rescue

An RCMP officer stopped to help a stranded rider standing beside a stalled motorcycle in the mountains. It was extremely cold, and the rider was dressed in a helmet, balaclava (ski mask, for you non-Canadians) and snowmobile suit.

In a muffled voice, the rider told the Mountie that the carburetor was frozen. A motorcyclist himself, the Mountie remembered an old trick for just such an occasion. "Try peeing on it," the Mountie said, "That should unfreeze it." "Can't," replied the rider.

The Mountie took out his own equipment and liberally hosed down the carburetor, and the bike soon fired up.

A few days later, the local RCMP Detachment received a thank you note from a father, grateful for the roadside assistance his daughter had received from the RCMP.

Moose Hunting

Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six.

As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, "Any idea where we are?"

"Yaaah, I think we's pretty close to where we crashed last year..."