You Know You Live In Canada When.......

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor;
2. You measure distance in hours;
3. You know several people who have hit deer more than once;
4. You often switch from "Heat" to "A/C" in the same day;
5. You use a down comforter in the summer;
6. Your grandparents drive at 100km/h through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching;
7. You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events;
8. You think of the major food groups as deer, meat, fish and Molson's Canadian;
9. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them;
10. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit;
11. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow;
12. You think lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas;
13. You know all 4 season: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction;
14. It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a hurry, because you have to stop and talk to everyone in the town;
15. And finally, You Know You Live In Canad When.......
You actually understand these jokes and tell them to all of your friends who live in Canada